Well since it looks like a Adam "Pacman" Jones trade to Dallas is 'imminent'. We felt here at YYSA it was time to check back with our least favorite cornerback person we want to run into at a strip club. So without further to do we give the floor to Mr. Jones.



(Cell phone rings) - Adam it's your agent. Looks like the Titans will be trading you to Dallas.

Pacman: (Hangs up phone, kicks stripper off his lap) Oh hell yes bitches. Listun up. Yo Boi right hear is gunna be goin to Dalhus. Dats right I's gonna be a Cowboi. Fuck ya'll Tennuhsee. I out. (shoots three strippers, 2 security guards and a bartender)

Posse #1: Yo Pac what the hell you doing fool?

Pacman: Ha shiiit you like dat huh fool.  Just like Will B. Money! I been watchin dat western movie shit to prep for my jurney out west.

Posse #1: Alright fool well give me da gun. I take da heat.

Pacman: Strait up. (Leaves Strip Club. Heads home)

(Cell phone rings) - Adam it's your agent again. Don't hang up this time. Before you can actually play for the Cowboys you are going to have to be reinstated. It would be a good idea to contact Mr. Goodell.

Pacman - Oh you got it Agent man. (Hangs up phone, takes out notepad and black crayon).

Dear Rodge:

Pac here. I knows its bin awile since I last contackted you but dats cuz I bin doing the Lords work. In fact just the otha day I showered several poverty laiden ladies wit da funds necessary to finnish dere education. You were right Mr. All goodz, it does feel  better bein a responsible citizun .

I knows I made mistakes in Tennuhsee but deep down I aint such a bad guy. I was mirrorly trubled but now that I can start over in Dalhus. I truly believe dat dis fresh start will lead to great things. Please reinstate me. I promise to continhue to be a good peep. Well dats dat Mr. boss man. Your move.

Wit Luv,
Pac

P.S. - Don't u worry about me in no stripclub Rog. I haves no idea where the 20 strip clubs in Dalhus are nor do I have n e idea about the otha 16 in Fortwerth.